Chris Christie Spotted In Downtown NJ Ice Cream Bar
New Jersey — AP, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was spotted in an Ice Cream Bar on Montgomery St. on Thursday night, dressed in a white T-shirt and a blue gym shorts, stuffing ice cream in his mouth spoon after spoon. Store owner Kevin Manning told the reporters that Gov. Christie has been at the bar for 4 hours.
"This is definitely a new low for him", Manning told the reporters outside of the Ice Cream Bar. "He has ordered 18 scoops of ice cream since he been here, I am certainly not complaining because he is paying for all of the ice cream, but I am concerned about his health." Christie was apparently inconsolable after the George Washington Bridge scandal broke out on Wednesday morning. An Email was leaked to the press documenting the conversation of Christie and his deputy chief of staff, which he allowed his representatives to close 3 lanes on the road that leads to George Washington Bridge in Fort Lee, because the Democratic mayor of Fort Lee has denied to endorse Christie.
"Will he order another 5 scoops of ice cream? That I wouldn’t know. But I do know my store has gotten twice the profit that I usually get. All I am waiting for is to close down the store and call it a day." Said Kevin, smiling to the reporter as he checks his watch.
Reporters did not want to bother Christie as he is bingeing on the ice cream. They did notice some tears on Christie’s eyes as they were leaving the scene.